The Tease
Posted August 10th, 2007 by Amy-Gilbert
Becoming Jane - August 10th
I have a fetish for guys with accents, specifically UK accents. If you are from England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, whatever and you have a penis then chances are pretty high that I’d have sex with you. I think that because I have a uterus I’m required to like guys with accents. It’s unavoidable. I met this Irish girl a few weeks ago and we were talking about how hot guys with accents are. Even she can’t escape it and she’s fucking from there! She said her favorite are Welsh guys. Personally I have a thing for Scots.
This whole “I have a uterus” thing also means that I’m genetically required to love Jane Austen movies; even stuff loosely based on Jane Austen novels (i.e. Clueless). So how happy was I when I saw the trailer for Becoming Jane. It’s about her struggle to balance being a writer and a woman in 1795. And best of all it stars my new Scottish lover James McAvoy!! (Right now just picture me with shrugged shoulders and an ear to ear grin.)
This isn’t the type of movie review that you are used to reading on this schizophrenic fuck-fest of a website. It’s not about Italian zombies, and I can’t actually review the movie because I haven’t seen in yet. Screw you; I know what you’re thinking “what the hell is she reviewing it for if she doesn’t know a thing about it.” We’ll I don’t care. I’ll give my opinion and you’ll like it. I think it’ll be great. It has everything I need: the struggle for women’s rights, love dilemmas, cryptic British prose, and a sexy scot. So go see Becoming Jane this weekend and tell them Amy said so.
